Eliziveta Raskova

Eliziveta Raskova is a professor of an unknown subject in the Department of Unconfirmed Existence.

Description
Eliziveta Raskova is not someone you question, and it is probably only due to that fact that to this day, no one is entirely sure what she teaches. It is definitely VERY ENGAGING, and includes a lot of digging and standing on things. You usually figure it out by junior year, and unfigure it out by senior year. She has very small hands and feet, but wears timbs and docs exclusively. She has bleached eyebrows, and no one has worked up the courage to ask whether it was on purpose. No one knows where she goes at night.

Trivia

 * Eliziveta is 5'1 (154.94 cm)
 * Possibly part moleman
 * She has tiny lil baby hands