Dimitri Ognassian

Dimitri Ognassian is a professor of cryptozoology in the Department of Unconfirmed Existence.

Description
Dimitri Ognassian is the professor of cryptozoology. He is a large man with large, flat fingers. He doesn’t tell animated stories, but when he talks, you see the words. He is very muscular, but does not work out. His classroom is a large deep pit, and you don’t know how to get there until you do.

Trivia

 * Named after a Russian scientist
 * Has a strong brow and a chinstrap beard (almost Amish but too good for that)
 * Walks slowly
 * Wears an ankle-length trench coat